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A Visit to the Holy Land

A man, his wife and his mother-in-law take a trip to the holy land. While there, the mother-in-law suddenly falls sick and dies.

The man meets with a Funeral Director who tells him, "Well, you have two options. First, we can ship your mother-in-law back to her home, where she can be buried in her home cemetary. This will cost you about $10,000. The second option is that we can give your mother-in-law a very nice funeral right here in the Holy Land. That would cost you about $550."

The man thinks it over for about a minute and then says, "We'll ship her back home."

The Funeral Director, startled, says, "Are you sure? I can assure you that we can provide a very nice funeral for your mother-in-law right here in the Holy Land, and it would be much, much less expensive for you."

The man replies, "Look, 2,000 years ago, a man died. He was buried here. Three days later, he rose from the dead. I just can't take the chance."

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